A Near Death Experience–That’ll Wake You Up

Dear Mr. Distribution Technician and Esteemed Purveyor of the Tennessean:

Thank you for nearly mowing my dog and I over this morning at 5:20 as you entered my cul-de-sac doing 40mph and on the wrong side of the road.

Though you sent me literally diving for the curb whilst simultaneously snatching one of my two new pups from the wrath of your vehicle, I still apparently managed to offend you with my adrenaline fueled exclamation of, “WHOA WHOA WHOA!”.

Clearly, I now see, that I was the one at fault. After all, your one line explanation as you sped off in the other direction did make sense…

“Hey buddy, I had my flashers on.”

I suppose that next time I shall explain myself by simply stating, “Sorry man, I was just airing out my spike strips.”

Thanks in advance for understanding,

Jeffrey, Sophie, & Ender

Ender sleeping

  • http://www.theheaps.blogspot.com Justin

    wow. “Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.” Haha…

    but sorry to hear about that. these are crazy times we live in after all, and crazy times call for crazy spike strips…

  • http://www.aaronivey.com aaron

    so you’re a sucker for eyeliner too eh?

  • http://jeffrey-davis.net/blog/ Jeffrey

    that’s a 10-4…and for everyone else who’s TOTALLY oblivious to these last two comments, check out aaron’s post.