Today is the day I become a quarter-centenarian.
This is of course not to be confused with becoming a quarter-centaurian. But then again since a centaur is a half man-half horse creature of mythology, I guess that would have made me a 1/4 horse-3/4 man or vice versa.
So welcome me to my 25th year on this planet…and sorry to all those for whom it has been a very LONG 25 years.
Oh, and if I were a centaur today, this is how it might look: