[VIDEO] Teenage Mutant Ninja JEDI Bear

Remember that awesome Teenage Mutant Ninja Bear from the Hiroshima Zoo? Some creative folks have now gone and Jedified it…and you know what a huge Star Wars fan I am.

Check it out:

After watching those videos, one thing appears to be clear….bears must have some sort of molecular anomaly hidden within their DNA that renders them impervious to the business end of lightsabers. Perhaps an abnormally high midi-chlorian count?

[via Mashable]

Our TN sinkholes are nothing compared to this giant portal to Hell

I know we’ve had our fair share of random sinkholes recently here in middle TN, but geez, look at this one that opened up in Guatemala City over the weekend!

Giant sinkhole in Guatemala City

“Satan, are you down there? This is a giant-ass sinkhole in Guatemala City that appeared over the weekend after tropical storm Agatha (whore! You're no Cristie) battered Central America with rain.

DOWNPOURS caused by tropical storm Agatha have created a giant sinkhole in Guatemala City, while throughout the country officials have reported 120 people dead and at least 53 missing.

The sinkhole, which formed in the northern part of the capital city, swallowed up a space larger than the area of a street intersection.

Residents said a three-storey building and a house fell into the hole. The residents blamed a poor sewerage system for the sinkhole.”

via Mother Nature, You Bitch: Giant Sinkhole In Guatemala City Swallows Buildings, Road – Geekologie.

Check out more pics of this portal to hell on the above Geekologie link.