[VIDEO] Teenage Mutant Ninja JEDI Bear

Remember that awesome Teenage Mutant Ninja Bear from the Hiroshima Zoo? Some creative folks have now gone and Jedified it…and you know what a huge Star Wars fan I am.

Check it out:

After watching those videos, one thing appears to be clear….bears must have some sort of molecular anomaly hidden within their DNA that renders them impervious to the business end of lightsabers. Perhaps an abnormally high midi-chlorian count?

[via Mashable]

Our TN sinkholes are nothing compared to this giant portal to Hell

I know we’ve had our fair share of random sinkholes recently here in middle TN, but geez, look at this one that opened up in Guatemala City over the weekend!

Giant sinkhole in Guatemala City

“Satan, are you down there? This is a giant-ass sinkhole in Guatemala City that appeared over the weekend after tropical storm Agatha (whore! You're no Cristie) battered Central America with rain.

DOWNPOURS caused by tropical storm Agatha have created a giant sinkhole in Guatemala City, while throughout the country officials have reported 120 people dead and at least 53 missing.

The sinkhole, which formed in the northern part of the capital city, swallowed up a space larger than the area of a street intersection.

Residents said a three-storey building and a house fell into the hole. The residents blamed a poor sewerage system for the sinkhole.”

via Mother Nature, You Bitch: Giant Sinkhole In Guatemala City Swallows Buildings, Road – Geekologie.

Check out more pics of this portal to hell on the above Geekologie link.

Quote of the Day: Fear

“To acknowledge the presence of fear is to give birth to failure.”

~Katherine Mansfield

Ninja Exit Only

Thanks to my Nashville twitter friend @JimReams for this awesome twitpic. Ninja, vanish!

This exit best used in conjunction with smoke bombs

This exit best used in conjunction with smoke bombs

[VIDEO] Why Girls Like Twilight

I’ve said that Twilight is nothing but emotional p0rn for women ever since the 1st book came out. Clearly I’m not the only one to make this observation:


via Geeks Are Sexy

All your nuts are belong to us!

+10 geek points if you can cite the origin of the play on words I used the title of this post to caption this pic with.

via Powerpig on Flickr.

[VIDEO] Teenage Mutant Ninja…Bear?

This is a video of a bear at the Hiroshima Zoo named Cloud. Cloud is trying out for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and wants to work the bō staff like Donatello. He’s good too. The Youtube user that shot video claims it has NOT been sped up or altered in away way.



via LOLWUT?!: Teenage Mutant Ninja…Bear? – Geekologie.

Admiral Ackbar In Your Coffee

Caveman Circus is back with Episode II of “Star Wars in Odd Places”. Here are 2 of my favorite pictures from this episode:

Quote of the Day: Glass Kissin’ & Story Writin’

“Here’s to the past, they can kiss my glass.” ~ Joe Nichols, Brokenheartsville

…and a bonus quote in that same vein:

“Write drunk, edit sober.” ~Ernest Hemingway

Should you care to subject yourself to the twangy Brokenheartsville video, then here you go:

 

Bert & Ernie Gangsta Rap

I have to wonder if this is somewhat how I came across during my brief gangsta rap phase in high school.

Seriously, Bert and Ernie are hardcore t-h-u-g fo life…

Thanks to my bud Derek Markham for this